A list of the world’s sexiest bald men for 2023 has been published and it’s safe to say there was a glaring exception. Let’s chat through it and see where it all went wrong…
The study was conducted by a London-based marketing agency called Reboot and ranked each contender out of 10 based on a bunch of factors.
These included golden ratio facial proximity, shiny head factor, voice attractiveness, height, and global search interest (as in, Google search).
Of COURSE “shiny head factor” would be one of the considerations. The people want to see their reflections!
So who actually made the cut?
Clocking in at number one we have the Fresh Prince of Wales, Prince William scoring 9.88 and 37,000 fans per the study.
Full disclosure, I’ve got no personal vendetta against Willy, but he does seem like the sort of guy to only put butter on his toast.
I’m talking, butter and nothing else.
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