So when it comes to online shopping it can be wilder than a squirrel on espresso. You think you’re just going to buy some socks, and the next thing you know, you’re looking at a glow-in-the-dark toilet paper. Yes, it’s a thing!
Bacon band-aids? Yep. A Nicolas Cage pillowcase? Sure. A yodeling pickle? Absolutely. Unicorn meat in a can? Apparently. Alien Abduction Insurance? Just in case they aren’t just out of this world.
That is just a glimpse into my online shopping cart, which, at this point, looks more like a prop list for a quirky sci-fi comedy. But that’s the beauty of the internet, isn’t it? Anything goes.